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Rockford's Parking Ticket

 
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johnomg
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:04 am    Post subject: Rockford's Parking Ticket Reply with quote

Rockford went to the store the other day, he was only in there for about 5 minutes and when he came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So Rockford went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

The Cop ignored Rockford and continued writing the ticket.

So Rockford called him a Pencil Necked Dictator.

The Cop glared at Rockford and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So Rockford called him a horse shit.

The Cop finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more Rockford abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Rockford didn't give a damn. His car was parked around the corner...
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